Gaga's DJ Lady Starlight has some fantastic demands!

As previously announced, Lady Gaga's DJ (suprisingly even more horsefaced than her mate) Lady Starlight will be jetting in from New York City to headline the rock room at this year's Crossfire Halloween Massacre on Saturday 31st October in a secret location in East London. As a regular on the NY party scene, famed for riotous behaviour and being one of the most rock 'n'roll glamour-girls in the city, accommodating her was always going to be a challenge. However, Lady Starlight's outrageous and frankly bizarre rider requests have raised even the most furrowed of brows.

. Log fire in room. Must be in a suite at the Hoxton Hotel Urban
Lodge

. Mixed high quality sushi platter (Nobu) served on ice, no crab
sticks

. 1 bottle of Krug Rose champagne, chilled

. 5 bottles of Jack Daniels

. Fresh fruit platter of yellow and orange fruits only, including
star fruit and passion fruit

. Star-shaped "red velvet" cupcakes from Hummingbird Bakery

. A pole and two female dancers (one blonde, one brunette, both at
least 5'8")

. Full length mirrors on every wall of the room, including the
ceiling

. 3 bottles of alkyl nitrites

. Assorted sex toys

. 2 baby hedgehogs and a Persian cat

. A star registered under Lady Starlight's name

. A selection of yellow flowers to be displayed on each surface in
the hotel room

. Sky TV with access to all popular porn channels

. Ltd edition Iron Maiden 'Sound House Tapes' 7" vinyl

. A fan in every room

. Smoke machine

How's that for press?